building a brand worth buzzing about takes
balls & besties
It’s not the size of your business that matters, it’s the psyche of your audience. Go ahead, put that in your pipe and smoke it!
I partner with ambitious, daring and witty solopreneurs just like you to cultivate brands, craft compelling stories, and create unforgettable customer experiences. My goal is to make you so addictive to the right people that you become the leading dealer in your space.
Whether you're looking for some light design fare or an eight-course campaign spread (with a case of Dom Perignon to wash it down), I double dog dare you to browse the menu and not find something that hits the spot.
Want a stunning refresh of your brand identity or a brand spankin’ new one? I got you, Boo!
Want an original content strategy to help you get from point A to B so that you can finally retire your MacGyver ways? I got you, Boo!
Want to scale your business so that you can finally hopscotch into those six-figure circles on your vision board? I got you, Boo!
Let me help you start trending with your customers!
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My Menu
BRAND DEVELOPMENT
Full Brand Development
$3,500
Want to learn how to strike every nerve in your reader’s heart and soul with such force that they can’t help but throw HELL YEAHs around like confetti? That’s exactly what our brand development package is all about! By the time we’re done with you, you’re going to saunter into your market with a personality, voice, belief system, positioning, and messaging that’s in a league of its own. All outlined in a brand manual that’ll help you drown your list in kindreds, your inbox in love notes, and your bank account in boners.
LOGO DESIGN
custom logo SUITE
starting at $450
Three-piece custom logo suite designed for you. Includes a minimum of three initial design concepts and two rounds of revisions.
CUSTOMIZABLE LOGO TEMPLATE SUITE
starting at $199
Mix and match from our logo suite collection, and we'll customize everything for you. Includes editable source files and two rounds of revisions.
Learn how to create your own legendary logo suite with our click-by-click training series. Includes six bite-sized video lessons, four workbooks, and three branding bonuses.
BRAND IDENTITY
Custom Brand Identity Suite
STARTS AT $2,500
You're too cool to buy your brand identity off the rack, so let's craft it from the studs out. Includes inspiration board, color palette, logo suite, font theme, pattern suite, stylistic nuances, brand styling board, and a front row seat on our portfolio. You can add-on a print package which includes a business card, letterhead, envelope, and a sticker or tag for an additional $500.
An original and affordable brand identity just got a whole lot easier! You don't even have to do any of the heavy lifting (or clicking). Browse our vast asset collections, choose the designs you want, and we'll turn it all into a totally unique and stunning visual playground. Includes color palette, logo suite, font theme, pattern suite, photography styling, and square + Pinterest image templates.
BRAND MANUAL
$495
Are your brand identity assets (color, logo suite, font theme, stylistic nuances, etc.) done and dusted but you don’t have a clue how to use them? What you need is a brand manual! Think of it like the cookbook to your brand. With this package you bring the ingredients (your brand identity assets) and we’ll create the award winning recipes. Our 35+ page brand manual outlines branding guidelines for each and every asset in your identity so you'll know how to pull everything together in real-world ways. For example, how to use your font theme (what size each font should be + how to pair them together) and how to use your color palette (which colors to pair together, which colors should be used on which elements on your images + your website). Imagine having to take a bag of groceries and turn it into a four-course meal... without any recipe. Crazy, right? So don’t try to do that with your identity. Let us take the guesswork out of the whole damn process!
GRAPHIC DESIGN
Social Branding Package (Done for You)
$295
Need a custom social style (and image template vault) seamlessly designed around your existing brand identity... that’ll stop people dead scroll on social media? This custom social branding package, which includes profile branding (cover image and profile pic) + a fully-stocked image library of 25 unique templates, will make people swoon in a snap, crackle, pop!
Pour & Paint Image Template vault
$199
Need a custom social style (and image template vault) that’ll stop people dead scroll on social media so you can create new content that makes people swoon in a snap, crackle, pop? This custom social branding package includes profile branding (cover image + profile pic) + a fully-stocked image library of 25 unique templates all seamless designed around your existing brand identity.
Photography Suite (Selections + Styling)
$199
Stop wasting time hunting for the “perfect” photography every time you need to create a new piece of content - it’s not worth the time and it’s actually diluting your identity. The truth is, all you need is a carefully curated suite of 5-7 photos to make your brand exponentially more recognizable and memorable. Let us do the hunting and gathering for you! We’ll put together an original photo suite loaded with images that’ll actually provoke the feels you’re going for - we’ll even crop them and filter them so every last drop of “stock” is extracted out of them.
Custom Iconography
$199
Tired of using stock photos and Canva clipart? Let us design you some custom iconography so you never have to partake in the stock photo/clipart hustle again. This package includes up to six custom icons and a PDF manual with click-by-click guidelines on how to use them in your images, including placement, color pairing, and original design techniques, so you can roll them out as soon as we deliver them.
Branded Slide Deck (Customizable)
$299
Need a branded slide deck for your courses and/or presentations? No problem! This package includes a 25-slide deck loaded with slide templates for every type of content you can think of: title slides, bulleted lists, images/screenshots, styled paragraphs - you name it. If you have any specific needs just let us know and we’ll create your slide deck with those top of mine. Includes two rounds of revisions.
WEB DESIGN
Custom WordPress Website
starting at $4,500
When you’re ready to harness the power of WordPress to showcase the stunning beauty of your unique brand identity and addictive personality we’d love to bring your brand to life with its very own digital playground. Our WordPress web design package includes all development planning, a custom coded StudioPress theme, custom home page, blog page, and six interior page templates built with Thrive Architect - all laced with agency grade graphic design and premium, user-friendly backend functionality. We’ll even schedule a live video tutorial with you once the project is completed to teach you how to use and manage your new website easily and efficiently on your own. We’re not only going to hand you the keys to your bright shiny new car, we’re also going to show you how to make it purr like a kitten.
WordPress Template Bundles
starting at $199
Have a WordPress website that desperately needs some design love but you don’t want to have to start from scratch or deal with complicated coding? Two words: Thrive Architect (which is a premium WordPress page builder). Being two of the internet’s most proficient Thrive Architect users, we love creating templates that turn our client's webpages into addictive eye-candy. This package will be built based on the pages you need. One of our most popular bundles is our Opt-In Bundle, which includes a landing page, thank you page, and opt-in box template - everything you’ll need to create an opt-in offer people can’t say no to! These templates also include fill-in-the-blank copy frameworks as well.
This free WordPress web design series will teach you click-by-click how to create web pages that P.O.P (profit, outperform, and position you in a league of your own) using Thrive Architect, the best WordPress page builder on the market. With this series in your back pocket you'll be able to create stunning content in record time without needing to know a single thing about coding! The series includes specific installments on landing pages, opt-in boxes, thank you pages, resource library pages, self-hosted courses, sales pages, and tons of time saving tips.
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